Disclaimer: DO NOT DO THIS
We actually went to a camp in the mountains back in the day. I know a lot of schools just hold a week of rehearsals at the campus these days. One night, we had a talent show in the lodge. It was full of the expected boring tuba solos and other instrument based performances. I had other plans though. I put together a show consisting of 4 of my good looking drummer friends (one went on to be Homecoming King, which was unheard of having a band freak beat out guys on the football team). I had them wear disco clothes and wait in the wings. The music started, YMCA by the Village People, and they came out dancing. Not just dancing, but mock strip tease dancing (see disclaimer at top). The crowd was going NUTS! They were over the top playing this up. So one by one, the shoes came of, then the shirts, then the Angel's Flight pants (you youngsters can Google that), revealing the goofiest, wildest boxer shorts that I had given them. Big ol' red hearts on one pair, smiley faces on another, etc... So the crowd is now out of control. The 4 guys line up side by side and continue their goofy dancing in their oversized goofy boxers, and I enter with one of the freshmen carrying a large sign that reads "CENSORED". We step in front and with the sign strategically placed, the audience can see the boxers fall to the ground at the feet of my dancing buddies. They kick them into the audience and we dance off the stage to the closing section of Y....M....C...A....
It was a different world back then and we got away with it virtually unscathed. Did I mention the disclaimer at the top????
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