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    I received this email today.


    Hi!

    I am positive woman and I would like to find an intelligent and caring man.
    I can tell you for sure that I am sensitive, kind-hearted and honest.
    My name is Olesja, Profiles:4070108 - I am a beautiful woman and try to be her to the tips of my nails!

    I am fun loving, adventurous woman with passion to life and
    I know when be serious and when to relax and enjoy life.

    I like the virile men, who know what they desire in this life. Life is so wonderful and full of magic moments
    and I am the one who wants to show these moments!
    Goodbye,
    Olesja.

    Did I just get hit on and then dumped all in one email?

    Signature here

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    At least she wasn't trying to get an inheritance left to her, because she is not a (fill in the blank) countries citizen, and is requesting your assistance by you putting out some of your own money.
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

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    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
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    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    I love the inheritance ones lol

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    Sounds legit. Heck, she even SAYS she's honest right there in the email....
    Good thing she didn't offer free drum kits, LOL!
    -Brian

    "Too many crappy used drum stuff to list"

    Play the SONG......not the DRUMS!!!

    "I think that feeling is a lot more important than technique. It's all very well doing a triple paradiddle - but who's going to know you've done it? If you play technically you sound like everybody else. It's being original that counts." ~ John Bonham

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    Quote Originally Posted by N2Bluz View Post
    Sounds legit. Heck, she even SAYS she's honest right there in the email....
    Good thing she didn't offer free drum kits, LOL!
    Hey, I have some ocean front property in Arizona for sale. I'm offering it up pretty cheap! You interested?
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bish View Post
    I received this email today.


    Hi!

    I am positive woman and I would like to find an intelligent and caring man.
    I can tell you for sure that I am sensitive, kind-hearted and honest.
    My name is Olesja, Profiles:4070108 - I am a beautiful woman and try to be her to the tips of my nails!

    I am fun loving, adventurous woman with passion to life and
    I know when be serious and when to relax and enjoy life.

    I like the virile men, who know what they desire in this life. Life is so wonderful and full of magic moments
    and I am the one who wants to show these moments!
    Goodbye,
    Olesja.

    Did I just get hit on and then dumped all in one email?

    You need to contact her asap.

    She forgot to send the attachment so you could send your bank details.

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    So are you going out with her?

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    Olesja.

    I'm trying to picture what planet she is from.
    “I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.”

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    Here she is.......

    "The problem with information on the Internet is that you can not validate it's authenticity. " -Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by EddieV View Post
    Here she is.......

    Ooooohhh Yeahhhhh.

    On the bright side, you could alway share razors.
    -Brian

    "Too many crappy used drum stuff to list"

    Play the SONG......not the DRUMS!!!

    "I think that feeling is a lot more important than technique. It's all very well doing a triple paradiddle - but who's going to know you've done it? If you play technically you sound like everybody else. It's being original that counts." ~ John Bonham

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    I think I split my sides open laughing so hard.

    Diggin' all the replies!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8beat View Post
    So are you going out with her?
    The wife won't let me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bish View Post
    The wife won't let me.
    Maybe she has a brother named Peggy. He works in Customer Service for a major Credit Card company......you could double date.
    -Brian

    "Too many crappy used drum stuff to list"

    Play the SONG......not the DRUMS!!!

    "I think that feeling is a lot more important than technique. It's all very well doing a triple paradiddle - but who's going to know you've done it? If you play technically you sound like everybody else. It's being original that counts." ~ John Bonham

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    Im guessin she found out you got a Harley then realized it's too cold out to go for a ride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by N2Bluz View Post
    Maybe she has a brother named Peggy. He works in Customer Service for a major Credit Card company......you could double date.
    Don't knock it. Peg is hot.

    Quote Originally Posted by gonefishin View Post
    Im guessin she found out you got a Harley then realized it's too cold out to go for a ride.
    Her loss!
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    If she ever gets gas in any building smaller than a 767 hangar, you could find yourself in a whole different universe.

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