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[eric vaxxine]

Random title...random chat thread....

How far is 30 minutes by car, actually?

[8beat]

Those pictures of the Bahamas make me want to visit.

[Texdrumr]

My garage looks like a tornado touched down in it.

[eric vaxxine]

I called my boss and told her I couldn't come to work
because I had a problem with my eyes.
She asked me what the problem was and I told her
that I just couldn't see myself coming in.

[drummer]

I called my boss and told her I couldn't come to work
because I had a problem with my eyes.
She asked me what the problem was and I told her
that I just couldn't see myself coming in.

Ha-ha!

[eric vaxxine]

Education is everything you remember, when you have forgotten
what you were taught.

[N2Bluz]

ALL my socks are the exact same brand, style and color; Fruit-of-the-loom, grey colored crew length. That way, they all match. Losing one sock never results in having just one unusable orphan sock that hangs out in your dresser drawer. Digging through a large laundry basket of clean socks just to find a matching pair is a non-issue. In fact, I don't even have to match them up in pairs at all....you can just dump all the loose socks in your drawer. As long as you have at least 2 clean socks, you're good-to-go. Grey is the perfect color for socks; it doesn't show stains as bad as white, and it matches with jeans & sneakers as well as casual slacks and brown leather shoes.

It's the simple things that make life more enjoyable....

[FlyByNight]

ALL my socks are the exact same brand, style and color; Fruit-of-the-loom, grey colored crew length. That way, they all match. Losing one sock never results in having just one unusable orphan sock that hangs out in your dresser drawer. Digging through a large laundry basket of clean socks just to find a matching pair is a non-issue. In fact, I don't even have to match them up in pairs at all....you can just dump all the loose socks in your drawer. As long as you have at least 2 clean socks, you're good-to-go. Grey is the perfect color for socks; it doesn't show stains as bad as white, and it matches with jeans & sneakers as well as casual slacks and brown leather shoes.

It's the simple things that make life more enjoyable....

Now that's smart

[kay-gee]

One nice thing about living in the Bahamas...no one wears socks so it leaves a whole dresser drawer available for sticks, strings and patch cords.

all the best...

[8beat]

I like my local Mexican radio station better than the regular FM top 40 stations.

[MDK]

I told my last Boss that it was my last day of work and he said, what about a 2 week notice?

I said Oh' well hey in about 2 weeks your gonna notice I am not here anymore.

[gonefishin]

I called my boss and told her I couldn't come to work
because I had a problem with my eyes.
She asked me what the problem was and I told her
that I just couldn't see myself coming in.

I told my last Boss that it was my last day of work and he said, what about a 2 week notice?

I said Oh' well hey in about 2 weeks your gonna notice I am not here anymore.

One day my feet were up on my desk, I had headphones on listening to music and my boss came over and asked me why I was not working.

I replied " because I did not see you walk up behind me"

[kay-gee]

I remember this one boss I had. He came out hollering...You should have been here at 8 o'clock!

I simply answered ....Why, what happened?

all the best...

[eric vaxxine]

I remember this one boss I had. He came out hollering...You should have been here at 8 o'clock!

I simply answered ....Why, what happened?

all the best...

Ha haaa. That's a good one.

A late night Radio DJ took a live 'phonecall from a listener
who requested he play 'Hotel California' for him.
The DJ asked the caller if they had the record, and the caller
excitedly said that they did.
The DJ then ended the call saying "Just play it yourself".

[SpazApproved]

I cry at least once a day.... but that's because I sit on my balls

[eric vaxxine]

Life isn't short, it's the longest thing you'll ever experience.

[Northern Redneck]

I just won tickets to see Van Halen this summer.

[eric vaxxine]

Eddies in the space time continuum...




( Google it....if you don't get it)

[Texdrumr]

I think Eddie's in the 'spirit world'. Movie reference...

[eric vaxxine]

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[G-man]

Seven.

[Olimpass]

Seven.

or is it...Se7en

[Olimpass]

One time the girlfriend and I were straightening up the apartment for visitors and a loud knock was on the door. She asked, who is it? A mans voice said, The F.B.I.!
Recognizing his voice I whispered to her, It's your Fat Brother In-Law.

[marko138]

Hi.

[Markadiddle]

I think my pet rock died.