I'm so old...

[old doc yak]

I'm so old I actually played 78 rpm records.

[Squeakthedrummer]

I'm so old, I can't have candles on my birthday cake unless I want the fire department to show up. Again.

[eric vaxxine]

I am so old, I actually now understand women and what they want!

[Markadiddle]

I am so old, I actually now understand women and what they want!

We have a winner!

[rickthedrummer]

I am so old, I actually now understand women and what they want!

I understood women and what they wanted 40 years ago.

My problem was that I still dated, lived with them, or married them anyway. It's amazing how all your intelligence can go right out the window when you see a blonde in shorts and a halter top.

That slowed down after Lorena Bobbit showed up and the lady who fried something that some guy probably considered important.

Although we would spend time with even if we knew she was a serial anything.

[Olimpass]

I am so old, I actually now understand women and what they want!

Impossible. No one is that old.

[Olimpass]

I'm so old, when I left the museum, the alarm went off.

[Olimpass]

I'm so old, I'm not vintage, I'm antique.

[PopsOldSkins]

I'm so old I have the same amount of hair as when I was born. Nuttin.

[Bish]

I'm so old...I forgot what I was going to say.

[Russ]

So old I forgot my age.

[Olimpass]

I'm so old, my feet are tired from driving.

[Russ]

The turtle beat me.

[Bish]

I don't remember being here, ever.

[Markadiddle]

Who are you guys again? What are you doing in my house!??

Oh wait, sorry, senior moment.

[Olimpass]

I'm so old,.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............zz

[Bish]

Alright. A brand new thr....uhhh never mind.

[N2Bluz]

I'm so old, I remember playing a gig and actually turning a profit after I paid for the gas to get there.

[eric vaxxine]

I now know what young girls want to hear, what a guy needs to say to girls and
what gets young girls going and excited.

Sadly, my receeding hairline, portly shape and double chin will make me come across creepy, not sexy.

[Northern Redneck]

Im so old my favourite cd now gets played on the oldies channel.

[rickthedrummer]

I feel like I'm on a forum with a bunch of guys who have completed their bucket list.

We all know that Father Time is Tom's son, and Mother Time (who has almost completed her bucket list), is now known as Madonna.

[N2Bluz]

Im so old my favourite cd now gets played on the oldies channel.

Very true. I'm always surprised at some of the songs that get played on the local "classic rock" radio station. I remember when they only played songs from the 50s & 60s. Now it's mostly 70s and 80s.....and even some stuff from the 90s.

[crispycritters]

Very true. I'm always surprised at some of the songs that get played on the local "classic rock" radio station. I remember when they only played songs from the 50s & 60s. Now it's mostly 70s and 80s.....and even some stuff from the 90s.

I've had a few occasions when listening to classic stations when I've thought "how do young people stand this stuff - its trash". Not a good sign. What were we discussing again?

[TheMarsh]

I'm so old.... who am i kidding, I ain't old!

[Olimpass]

I'm so old, I have skin socks.