Drummer jokes

[eric vaxxine]

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[rickthedrummer]

Why did the drummer cross the road?

[drummer]

A man goes to a pacific island for vacation. As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very bad when drumming stops."
Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked. "Very bad when drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.

After a couple of days with little sleep, the man had had enough. He grabbed the first native he saw, slammed him up against a tree, and shouted, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"

The native replied, "Bass solo."

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[pgm554]

Let's hear them

Buddy Rich jokes:

An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates. St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."

A horn player who had been playing with Buddy Rich for many years came back from vacation to hear a rumor that Buddy had died. He didn't quite believe it, so he phoned Buddy's wife and said "Can I speak to Buddy please?"

Buddy's wife said, "I'm sorry, Buddy passed away last week."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," he said, and hung up.

A couple of hours later, he called her again. "Is Buddy there please?"

"No, I'm sorry. Buddy's no longer with us," said Buddy's wife. And hung up the phone.

Ten minutes later, he called Buddy's wife again. "Can I speak to Buddy please?" he said.

She recognized his voice, and said: "Look, I've told you before, BUDDY'S DEAD!" And slammed down the phone.

Two minutes later, and the phone rang again... "Is Buddy at home please?" the horn player asked.

Buddy's wife was furious. "I'm not going to tell you again, Buddy is dead.. D. E. A. D., DEAD. Why do you keep calling me to ask for Buddy???!!!!"

The horn player replied, .."I just love hearing you say it."

[FlyByNight]

Why did the drummer cross the road?

Why?

[EddieV]

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


.sbut toh ni wercs yeht....sblubthgil ni wercs t'nod sremmurD

[rickthedrummer]

Why?

I don't know. I was hoping someone could tell me.

[Pearl MCX Man]

To get to the other side what else

[Pearl MCX Man]

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


.sbut toh ni wercs yeht....sblubthgil ni wercs t'nod sremmurD

I give up?

[SpazApproved]

backward answers lol nice

[Pearl MCX Man]

...........

Read that backwards Gilles.

I thought that was some kind of a German saying at the bottom. Never fizzed on me to read backwards

[PopsOldSkins]

I thought that was some kind of a German saying at the bottom. Never fizzed on me to read backwards

So you thought that said: " sausage with sauerkraut and mashed potato's?"

[Pearl MCX Man]

So you thought that said: " sausage with sauerkraut and mashed potato's?"

Hmm! that sounds good Joe. My favorite time of the year is Oktoberfest just for those sausages on a bun with sauerkraut

[eric vaxxine]

Why did the drummer keep speeding up?
Because he was 'fasting'.

[Markadiddle]

Johnny says to his mom: "I want to be a drummer when I grow up!"
Mom: But Johnny, you can't do both.

There's a bar with a bunch of drummers in it and they are all yelling "51 days!, 51 days!" and more and more keep coming in, they are all ordering drinks and yelling "51 days!, 51 days!" the bartender has a puzzled look on his face as more come into the bar and order more and more drinks and chant. Finally, the bartender asks one of the drummers why they are all celebrating and chanting "51 days, 51 days!" the drummer answers with, "well, we all just finished a puzzle in 51 days and the box said
2 to 4 years!"

[eric vaxxine]

Johnny says to his mom: "I want to be a drummer when I grow up!"
Mom: But Johnny, you can't do both.

There's a bar with a bunch of drummers in it and they are all yelling "51 days!, 51 days!" and more and more keep coming in, they are all ordering drinks and yelling "51 days!, 51 days!" the bartender has a puzzled look on his face as more come into the bar and order more and more drinks and chant. Finally, the bartender asks one of the drummers why they are all celebrating and chanting "51 days, 51 days!" the drummer answers with, "well, we all just finished a puzzle in 51 days and the box said
2 to 4 years!"

Ha haaaaaaaaa!!!

I love both of those. Excellent.

[Markadiddle]

A letter, addressed "To the world's greatest drummer", arrives at the home of Louie Bellson. He takes one look at it, and says, "well, this is obviously not for me", and forwards it to Gene Krupa. Krupa also takes one look at it, and also says, "well, this is obviously not for me", and he forwards it as well.

The letter makes the rounds of famous drummers' homes, until it finally winds up at the home of Buddy Rich. He takes one look at it, and says, "well, this is obviously for me", rips it open, and reads:

"Dear Ringo...."

[js218]

^^^^^ Now that's funny



Jim

[pgm554]

Buddy Rich is legendary as to how he could treat his band at gigs.

I got to know one of his horn players who was working as a forklift operator at a place called US Fleet Leasing in south San Francisco(he had 3 ex wives and a couple of kids ,so...).

They were playing a gig one night and during a set break ,Buddy called them into the dressing room ,jumped up on the table and screamed everyone of you MFers are fired if you don't play the next set any better.

Every effing one of you!

Hence the humor in the is Buddy is dead joke.

[Markadiddle]

Buddy Rich is legendary as to how he could treat his band at gigs.

I got to know one of his horn players who was working as a forklift operator at a place called US Fleet Leasing in south San Francisco(he had 3 ex wives and a couple of kids ,so...).

They were playing a gig one night and during a set break ,Buddy called them into the dressing room ,jumped up on the table and screamed everyone of you MFers are fired if you don't play the next set any better.

Every effing one of you!

Hence the humor in the is Buddy is dead joke.

You must mean this one:

A horn player who had been playing with Buddy Rich for many years came back from vacation to hear a rumour that Buddy had died. He didn't quite believe it, so he phoned Buddy's wife and said "Can I speak to Buddy please?" Buddy's wife said, "I'm sorry, Buddy passed away last week." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," he said, and hung up. A couple of hours later, he called her again. "Is Buddy there please?" "No, I'm sorry. Buddy's no longer with us," said Buddy's wife. And hung up the phone. Ten minuted later, he called Buddy's wife again. "Can I speak to Buddy please?" he said. She recognised his voice, and said: "Look, I've told you before, BUDDY'S DEAD!" And slammed down the phone. Two minutes later, and the phone rang again... "Is Buddy at home please?" the horn player asked. Buddy's wife was furious. "I'm not going to tell you again, Buddy is dead.. D. E. A. D. DEAD. Why do you keep ringing me to ask for Buddy???!!!!" He thought for a moment, and said: "I just love hearing you say it."

[Cdeleone]

An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "I know. It's not our regular drummer."

[drummer]

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[drummer]

'Not Him' posted this in another thread and I'm adding it here too. Pretty funny!