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    Drum Lessions available. I am the best drummers in the contry and my lessions are 100% guaranteed to turn your rotten brats into the next Neal Pert. You've heard right? He plays circlets around Virgil Dinati. He's the DRUM GOD and your smelly brat can play JUST LIKE HIM if they study with me. My experiences is huge. I have a docturite degree from Drum University and all the other drumers is jealous of my skillz. I only charge $200 per hour but it is werth it cause I use the intimadation method. Your brat will be scared 2 fail because I will literelly beat the holy bajeezuz out of him if he does. My methods work. All of my student are suckcessful drumers. Call today.
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    Su_Admin...we have a problem.
    Signature here

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    sooo.... where do I sign up?
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    how many dollhairs per lesion?
    "The chances of being attacked and killed by a terrorist are less than the chances of being attacked and killed by your own heart"
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    LOL!

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    That guy is delusional!!

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    Was this an actual post on CL? or is this a joke? It's pretty funny either way. can u please post the link so that I could respond to this guys ad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoyaDrumr! View Post
    Was this an actual post on CL? or is this a joke? It's pretty funny either way. can u please post the link so that I could respond to this guys ad?
    It's my drum teacher's old ad. It's the reason I've reached the level of 'suck'cess I have.
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    Wasn't that the script of a movie last year?
    -Brian

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    Play the SONG......not the DRUMS!!!

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    I think I've had that teacher one time.
    That's part of my suckcessful skilz in playing base, snair and simbols good too.
    This also tawt me how to beat my chilldren with sticks.
    Last edited by Olimpass; 04-01-2016 at 10:36 AM.

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    "suck"cess hahahahahaha nice Drummer
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    Drum Lessions available.
    Two words dude. SPELL CHECK!

    I am the best drummers in the contry and my lessions are 100% guaranteed to turn your rotten brats into the next Neal Pert.
    First of all, my kid is not a brat, the drummer for RUSH is not a shampoo and SPELL CHECK!!

    You've heard right?
    That you're an idiot? Ya, I'm getting that.

    He plays circlets around Virgil Dinati.
    Never heard of him. Is he a cousin of Virgil Donati?

    He's the DRUM GOD and your smelly brat can play JUST LIKE HIM if they study with me.
    Again, my kid is not a brat and he bathes.

    My experiences is huge.
    Apparently your head and are ego too.

    I have a docturite degree from Drum University and all the other drumers is jealous of my skillz.
    A doctorate? Apparently they don't teach anything like the English language.

    I only charge $200 per hour but it is werth it cause I use the intimadation method.
    Ya, like I'm going to pay you that rate to be a bully.


    Your brat will be scared 2 fail because I will literelly beat the holy bajeezuz out of him if he does.
    Stranger danger, stranger danger!!

    My methods work. All of my student are suckcessful drumers.
    Are you sure? So, you teach them to "suck"?

    Call today.
    Ummmm, hell no!!
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    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    Thats awesome drummer! LOL!

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    An early April Fools joke guys. If I had posted it today, not as many would have fallen for it.
    - Tom

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    When you shop at Drum Bum or BuyGifts.com, you help with the costs of operating DrumChat.com. Please consider patronizing their fine stores. Whether you need unique music gifts for friends or just want a little something for yourself, Drum Bum is the place!

    For coupons and specials, join the Drum Bum mailing list.

    Buy Gifts for Drummers. And don't miss the free Drum Lessons!

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    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    An early April Fools joke guys. If I had posted it today, not as many would have fallen for it.

    Unfair!

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