Limerick thread

[eric vaxxine]

A limerick is five lines, not long
The way that it rhymes makes it strong
So easy to do
Trust me, it's true
And really quite hard to get wrong

[eric vaxxine]

Last week I had a bad dream
My drums washed away in a stream
I woke up in bed
Sweat on my head
So went down and gave them a clean

[Olimpass]

I once played a pink sparkled drum
On the rim one would stick chewing gum
I played some cool licks
It got stuck to the sticks
Now the licks that I played sounded numb

[G-man]

There once was man from Nantucket - (this isn't going where you think)
For drums he used an old bucket.
His kit sure looked funny
Cuz he hadn't much money
But it sounded real good when he struck it.

[eric vaxxine]

At one gig I went with a lass
And She had a Full Access Pass
I sometimes regret
But cannot forget
As I have a real painful rash

[Goro]

Saw a snare drum at GC
Thought is was perfect for me
They gave me a call
The drum had a great fall
Canceled my order for free

[eric vaxxine]

Guitarist did solo one night
Fell off the stage with a fright
A heap on the floor
The crowd gave a Roar
The band laughed their heads off alright

[eric vaxxine]

The weirdest of gigs done to date
Just Two guitars, me and a mate
As we tuned our guitars
Some drunk bloke remarks
Oh my God.......you guys are great!

[Olimpass]

I have a huge Sabian ride
measures 28" side to side
I gave it a whack
then a heart attack
the bass player fell over and died

[Texdrumr]

The guitarist is a turd,
The vocalist forgets words,
The bassist doesn't practice,
The soundman is clueless,
Truer words you've never heard.

[CycleDude]

one morning I had made bacon
the smell had the family awakin
my son came down
ate the whole pound
and left his sisters' hearts breakin

[Goro]

Guitarist texted my last night
Him and his wife had a fight
Her job is expanding
Becoming more demanding
I have to pick up my drums tonight

[eric vaxxine]

So Last night a girl had a plan
She needed a rock an' roll man
As we packed our gear
She made it quite clear
She'd lie on the bed in our van.

[Goro]

My guitar player had surgery
They did it in a hurry
His wife called the band
They did both of his hands
Now he looks like a mummy