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    A limerick is five lines, not long
    The way that it rhymes makes it strong
    So easy to do
    Trust me, it's true
    And really quite hard to get wrong

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    Last week I had a bad dream
    My drums washed away in a stream
    I woke up in bed
    Sweat on my head
    So went down and gave them a clean

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    I once played a pink sparkled drum
    On the rim one would stick chewing gum
    I played some cool licks
    It got stuck to the sticks
    Now the licks that I played sounded numb
    Last edited by Olimpass; 09-02-2016 at 07:46 PM.

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    There once was man from Nantucket - (this isn't going where you think)
    For drums he used an old bucket.
    His kit sure looked funny
    Cuz he hadn't much money
    But it sounded real good when he struck it.

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    At one gig I went with a lass
    And She had a Full Access Pass
    I sometimes regret
    But cannot forget
    As I have a real painful rash

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    Saw a snare drum at GC
    Thought is was perfect for me
    They gave me a call
    The drum had a great fall
    Canceled my order for free

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    Guitarist did solo one night
    Fell off the stage with a fright
    A heap on the floor
    The crowd gave a Roar
    The band laughed their heads off alright

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    The weirdest of gigs done to date
    Just Two guitars, me and a mate
    As we tuned our guitars
    Some drunk bloke remarks
    Oh my God.......you guys are great!

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    I have a huge Sabian ride
    measures 28" side to side
    I gave it a whack
    then a heart attack
    the bass player fell over and died
    Last edited by Olimpass; 08-12-2016 at 06:21 AM.

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    The guitarist is a turd,
    The vocalist forgets words,
    The bassist doesn't practice,
    The soundman is clueless,
    Truer words you've never heard.

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    one morning I had made bacon
    the smell had the family awakin
    my son came down
    ate the whole pound
    and left his sisters' hearts breakin
    Kevin
    DW Performance series - Gun Metal Metallic Lacquer
    24/12/16 6.5x14
    Sabian AA/AAX hi-hats & crashes
    Sabian HHX Evolution ride

    Drummers can be very tempomental.....

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    Guitarist texted my last night
    Him and his wife had a fight
    Her job is expanding
    Becoming more demanding
    I have to pick up my drums tonight

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    So Last night a girl had a plan
    She needed a rock an' roll man
    As we packed our gear
    She made it quite clear
    She'd lie on the bed in our van.

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    My guitar player had surgery
    They did it in a hurry
    His wife called the band
    They did both of his hands
    Now he looks like a mummy

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