Right around this time 8 years ago (June 9th,2014) 2 doctors were ready to close me up when they realized that there were some extra parts laying around. Probably wound up on E-Bay.
They took my heart out and stopped it then collapsed my lungs. They put it back together with some Craftsman tools, a Sawzall, some Crazy Glue and a roll of Duct Tape.
Anyway, I'm still here. Now my goal in life is to find ways to annoy the hell out of Tom.
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