Corrupt A Wish Game

[Zeta]

Granted, unfortunately due to an acute shortage of suitable materials the price of drumsticks has gone up to $50 a pair.

I wish I actually had the ability to drive my dream car.

Granted, you now have the skills necessary to drive your dream car, but you will never see or drive one for the rest of your life.

I wish I never wished the first wish I wished.

[Bish]

Granted, you now have the skills necessary to drive your dream car, but you will never see or drive one for the rest of your life.

I wish I never wished the first wish I wished.

You wish! Not gonna happen. Bish done washed away your wish.

I wish I could wish for everything I wish for.

[crispycritters]

You wish! Not gonna happen. Bish done washed away your wish.

I wish I could wish for everything I wish for.

Granted, but wishing for wishes is wishy-washy and achieves little

I wish I had the tenacity to complete all the projects I start.

[54bogger]

Your wish is granted, all your projects are completed and you spend the rest of your life bored with nothing left to do.


I wish I was a better drummer.

[pastor_bob]

Granted, O drummer wisher!

You are now a better drummer, as a matter of fact, the wish genie gave you the skill to be at the very pinnacle of the drumming world!

Unfortunately, there is no further reason for you to practice, since your skills will never erode, so you fill the time that you used to use for practice with eating . . . and eating . . . and eating. Well, you know the outcome. Darn wish genie!

I wish I didn't take so much delight in corrupting wishes.

[DrummingAllTheWayHome]

Wish Granted! Ah but now you see a little devil on your shoulder everywhere you go.. mawhahahaha.
I wish I had an Ice Cream...

[54bogger]

Your wish is granted, but your icecream melts down your arm so you run to get a napkin and fall on the ground into a fire ant bed, the ant's cover you so you run and jump in a near by pond where you drown.


I wish I were dead.

[Markadiddle]

Well, unfortunately once again, the wish genie is very hard of hearing and thought you said, "I wish I were dad." So, now you have millions of children to care for.

I wish I didn't have to workout every day.

[54bogger]

Your wish is granted, you now have the perfect body that need's no exercise to stay in shape, BUT your body is so perfect you fall in love with yourself and spend the rest of your life locked in your bathroom staring in the mirror.


I wish I never worried about anything.

[DrummingAllTheWayHome]

Your wish is granted, you now have the perfect body that need's no exercise to stay in shape, BUT your body is so perfect you fall in love with yourself and spend the rest of your life locked in your bathroom staring in the mirror.


I wish I never worried about anything.

Wish Granted Said the magic wish wizzard, but as you now do not worry one day when you were walking in the park you didn't worry about looking both ways when crossing the road and you were hit by a bus.

I wish I didn't find Markadiddle so damn funny.

[pastor_bob]

Ha! The wish genie is all over that one!

You now not only don't find Markadiddle funny, you actually find him repulsive. Unfortunately, the wish genie also made you kind of dig repulsive, so you're actually back at square one in a strange wish genie sort of way!

I wish I had more time in a day.

[crispycritters]

I wish I had more time in a day.

And your wish is granted - in the form of acute insomnia, you now have all day every day 24/7, unfortunately you are so mentally washed out and exhausted that you do not have the energy to do anything.

I wish that after my daily drum practice my drumming skills actually improved.

[54bogger]

Wish granted, after every practice your drum skill's improve BUT, after every practice your desire to play the drums declines until at last you stop playing altogether.


I wish I had (already had one but sold it) another Monster Truck!

[Penguin]

Granted, but your monster truck is actually a monster Smart car and you're ridiculed in the Monster Trucking community.

I wish I was Pastor Bob.

[DrummingAllTheWayHome]

POOF! You have now paster bob, Master of 28K Post counts! and great jokes and wisdom.
But the all mighty power of Paster Bob has consumed you and you explode into a black hole.
I wish I had Brian Blessed Beard.

[pastor_bob]

You wish is granted!

The wish genie has given you Brian Blessed's beard - his actual beard - and Brian is so mad at having a naked face, that he's hunting you down with a vengence.

I wish I could get motivated today . . .

[Markadiddle]

POOF! Your wish is granted!! The wish genie sends Tony Little to be your personal mentor. But, unfortunately, the only motivation you have now is to be a door-to-door Gazelle Glider salesman and no one wants to buy this silly looking exercise equipment and you're dead broke.

I wish I was as good a drummer as Buddy Rich.

[crispycritters]

POOF! Your wish is granted!! The wish genie sends Tony Little to be your personal mentor. But, unfortunately, the only motivation you have now is to be a door-to-door Gazelle Glider salesman and no one wants to buy this silly looking exercise equipment and you're dead broke.

I wish I was as good a drummer as Buddy Rich.

And your wish is granted, unfortunately you did not specify if you wanted to be good as Buddy at the pinnacle of his career or aged 6 months, you spend the rest of your days gurgling happily and banging a bowl of mush with a spoon.

I wish I didn't make as many impulse purchases.