guess it would hlp if i read the whole thing...LOL...that was a good one...
guess it would hlp if i read the whole thing...LOL...that was a good one...
Granted! But the tombstone is that of a Spice girl who's ghost will wake you at 3:00am every morning screaching "So tell me what you want..." for the rest of your life!Originally Posted by Chiko
I wish I was David Hasselhoff!
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Damn you wish you were David Hasselhoff i cannot think of any flaws for that wish i applaud youOriginally Posted by 1DrumBum
Eskimos
Granted POOF! but your stuck in the Sponge BobOriginally Posted by 1DrumBum
movie
I wish I could sing like Paul Rogers
Chico, Messa Boogie is a guitart amp manufacturer.
lol thats funny bout the spongebob movie.. lol
Granted! But a greyhound bus ran over your vocal chords, so you could only use them for about 7 minutes. Now you cant even talk.
-Leslie (aka Lezzle..)
If in any way I show signs of stupidity or lack of intellegence, this is why:
Blond + Drummer =
I wish I lived in Hawaii, with the warm oceans, and there were no sharks or anything in the ocean that could hurt you. There would be dolphins everywhere, and you could go out and swim with them and they wouldnt hurt anyone. There would be hot guys EVERYWHERE you look, and yeah.
-Leslie (aka Lezzle..)
If in any way I show signs of stupidity or lack of intellegence, this is why:
Blond + Drummer =
Granted POOF! all the guys spontaneously burst into flames. You're too young for guys anyway, Lezzledrummer!Originally Posted by Lezzledrummer
I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony...
Sorry, Lezzle's dolphin thing made me think of the New Seekers, lol.
Oh, by the way, that was the coolest seven minutes of my life!
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Granted, you teach the world to sing in perfect harmony- this causes people to stop liking music and all drums are banished by the government in all states other then hawii
fortunatly for me i was one of those hot guys in the beach and I wore my anti flammable suit
I wish I was funny
too young for guys?...spoken like a true old guy (or a father) (lol..i kid i kid )
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granted.. but your jokes you have no one to share them with, because you live in hawaii and all the guys blew up in flames, and all the girls think your ugly.
So now everyone just thinks your weird..
-Leslie (aka Lezzle..)
If in any way I show signs of stupidity or lack of intellegence, this is why:
Blond + Drummer =
I wish my hair was straighter, and I didnt have to spend an hour each morning straightening it....
-Leslie (aka Lezzle..)
If in any way I show signs of stupidity or lack of intellegence, this is why:
Blond + Drummer =
Granted POOF! but it's all standing staight out from your head, like a spiky afro.
I wish I had the same body I had when I was 27.
granted..but since your in hawaii it catches on fire and you become bald and the only one to cling to is the weird kid who tells bad jokes to himself..
I wish lezzle would just give in to my devilishly charming....<_< charm...(D*MN U ILLITERACY!!)
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I wish lezzle would just give in to my devilishly charming....<_< charm...(D*MN U ILLITERACY!!)[/QUOTE]
Granted, but your hideous looks repulse her more then the charm attracts her. She flees in sheer horror, never to be seen by you again.
I wish I could spend a few hours each day, playing my kit, increasing my skills as each day passes.
Regal Tip Quantum 3000 nylon tip - my weapons of mass destruction
Granted POOF! but it's not your drum kit, it's your mess kit.
I wish it would stay 72 F degrees all the time
You got it...but they misread the instructions and it's 72 degrees Celsius and it's hotter than you-know-what, man...
I wish I had a van that held all my drum gear without crowding...
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854
"There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi
"Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck
granted but the van is stolen so it gets taken away along with your gear and you go to jail.
i wish i was skilled enough to make my own drums and cymbals
granted but your hands are severed in a car accident...
i wish i cold play 1000+ beats a min.
and i like that song drumbum....
PRACTICE SAFE BANGING!!! play drums! My Pearl Session Kit
Brutal!Originally Posted by Chiko
Granted POOF! but that's the only tempo you can play and the polka band you're a member of isn't amused.Originally Posted by Chiko
I wish I could come up with wishes as fast as I can can wreck other peoples wishes
Granted, but you come up with wishes that wreck your own wishes and you end up destroying yourself in the most painful ways
I wish I could come up with a good wish to benifit myself
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Granted POOF! all your wishes are wonderful and totally benefitial to you. Unfortunately, this is the corrupt a wish thread and although your wishes are good, the majic power of this forum turns them all back on yourself. You're now doomed forever.
I wish it was Friday right now.
granted, it is now saturday morning.. friday was then and saturday is now you know what they say "easy come...easy go"
i wish this thread would stop (not really)
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Two contradictory wishes? zzZZAAP! You have violated the Corrupt A Wish Code and have been branded a Drum Chat infidel. You must now wear the badge of shame- a t-shirt that reads "I love keytars".Originally Posted by LucidDrummer212
I wish Saturday cartoons didn't all stink. What happened to Buggs & Daffy?
granted ..they all smell like flowers and youve got allergies now!
i wish i had some money...
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Granted, but the money you have is not yours and the local mafia is not amused that some of theirs is missing.
I wish I had a never ending supply of Guinness!
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