Corrupt A Wish Game

[Olimpass]

Poof! Now we're all statues of stopped time...the end...

I wish I won Lotto.

[pastor_bob]

Wish granted Olimpass! POOF!!

You are now the proud winner of the Windy City Lotto! Unfortunately, so is everyone else in Chicago, so your Lotto check will be for $10!

I wish I could make a decent video!

[Grampire]

Granted, but you needed to hire the best director in the world, and now you are in a heap of debt.

I wish commercials ceased to exist.

[LudwigLifer]

SmiZZap! Your wish is granted,but now without advertising the stations go broke and there is no T.V. at all.

I wish I knew how I was going to die.

[Drumbledore]

SHAZZAM!!! It seems the sad news of your death was foretold by a certain M. Nostradamus....look, here's the quatrain it's in (points to it for LL's personal perusal).

I wish servicing your car wasn't ridiculously expensive.

[pastor_bob]

Your wish is granted Drumbledore! POOF!!

Oh, servicing your car is still quite expensive, it's just that there is nothing rediculous about it!

I wish my house could clean itself (seems to be a regularly occurring wish with me)!

[Grampire]

Your wish has been granted. POOF!
P.S. It cleaned your hair off, now you're bald. Even worse, your hair formed into a black mumba, which put you in a coma by a nasty bite.

I wish I was the richest man in the world

[cm44]

wish granted, you are now the richest man in the world seeing as there are no other people in the world, only you and the mosquitoes....

I wish I had better luck.....

[Grampire]

Yep POOF!
There are horseshoes being throwed at you.
I wish I went to drum camp.

[LudwigLifer]

>!POOF!< You go to drum camp and meet a girl so perfect you sell your drums so that you can take her on the best date of her life.

I wish my tax return would get here.

[Drumbledore]

Your wish is granted, and to your pleasant surprise you have been refunded well over $5000. Unfortunately, due to some stuff up in their refunds department, instead of sending a cheque, the IRS pay it to you in dimes. I think you'll need a wheelbarrow or two when you go to collect it.

I wish I could see the relatives a bit more.

[Dragonlord]

You get turned into a painting and put on their wall.

I wish I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

[Grampire]

the world joins a single quire and shatters all the glass in the world.

I wish the earth stopped warming.

[Drumbledore]

All of a sudden, aliens put a tractor beam on the Earth and drags it into Jupiter's orbit, where we've now joined the moons Ganymede, Callisto, Io and Europa orbiting it. No chance getting boiled by the sun now!

I wish my bank wasn't such a rip-off merchant when it comes to fees.

You get turned into a painting and put on their wall

HA!!! Now THAT was a classic answer.....still cracking me up!

[pastor_bob]

Your wish is granted Drumbledore! POOF!!

Your bank has no more fees of any kind! Unfortunately, that hand in your pockets is no longer your own!

I wish there were no more disasters anywhere on the globe!

[Dragonlord]

Everything is taken control of by an extratrestrial being and no one has any free will any more.

I wish I knew what to wish next

[Dragonlord]

Ok to speed things along...

Thankyou for using you last wish, the gates of hell are now opening.

I wish to be able to see alpha centuri.

[jordison515]

granted, but it seems the light from alpha centauri has rendered you unable to see.

I wish I had a job.

[almostmatt1]

Granted... But it pays 3 cents a fortnight.

I wish i had a trampoline...

[Dragonlord]

A Large box falls out of the sky onto your back breaking it and rendering you unable to walk, when you're let out of hospital you find out it was a trampoline, and as no-one has stepped forward to claim it, it is now yours.

I wish to have the greatest treasure find in the world.

[gretschfan:)]

granted, except you live in china so the government takes it.

I wish I could own a private jet.

[bongobro]

WHOOOOSH!!!

You now have your very own private jet--

unfortunately, the Missouri General Assembly passes legislation restricting the noise private jets can make while traveling, and your supersonic skyliner is effectively, permanently grounded...

(being a native of St. Louis--and having once lived near Lambert International Airport--jets can get pretty darn noisy!)

I wish I could "see the U. S. A. in my Chevrolet"--that is to say, take a ROAD TRIP!!!

[Dragonlord]

Your Chevrolet is catapulted into a geosynchronous orbit above America.

I wish travel was instantaneous

[Stevo42w]

you travel everywhere instantaniously... Except its the opposite place of where you want to be :P

I wish my gf had a fully functioning pancreas

[bongobro]

Hey stevo! Been a while since we heard from ya, mate! Hope you're still rockin'!

The only thing about your wish is: I don't have the heart to corrupt it in the usual way...so let me use my slightly warped imagination to do something different:

It turns out your pancreas is fully compatible with hers; however, the medical wizards at the local hospital somehow can't figure out how to successfully divide it, so they hook the two of you together...permanently...

I leave it to you to decide if it's a corruption or a benefit!

I wish I could take a trip to Key West to get a taste of the Jimmy Buffett lifestyle...I'm ready to do some serious skin-slapping!