wish granted but the car is has a mind of its own and it just so happens to be suicidal so it drives you off a cliff
hmmmm i wish this wish cant backfire on me in anyway
This is how it works...
Person 1:
I wish i wasn't so hungry
Person 2:
Granted, but you ate so much you explode.
I Wish i had a million dollars.
Person 3:
Granted, you have a million monopoly dollars and when you try to spend it, you are arrested and make some... interesting friends in jail.
and so on...
I'll get this started,
I wish i had a car...
"Bow Down To The Almighty Bunghole!"
wish granted but the car is has a mind of its own and it just so happens to be suicidal so it drives you off a cliff
hmmmm i wish this wish cant backfire on me in anyway
Eskimos
Granted, but now you've completely killed off dan's thread. Only by the majic power of your wish are you saved from becoming a Drum Chat periah. j/k
I wish I could come up with a wish that was witty enough to be worthy of this fine thread.
Last edited by Roaddebris; 10-16-2006 at 12:11 PM.
granted, you get a tumor in your head that gives you the ability to think on a very high level..so you think of something VERY FUNNY AND WITTY..you have 30 more mintutes to live.
I wish I could go home and play my drums
Double post, DOH!!
Last edited by Roaddebris; 10-16-2006 at 02:02 PM.
Granted. However, skipping out on school has caused you to miss your final on 19th century French existentialism. You have now flunked out, but will have an illustrious career as a hamburger flipper.
I wish I had Jonny Carsons turban to cover my terminal tumor.
Granted, however now Johnny Carsons turban gives you lice and now you have an uncovered tumour and lice.
I wish I had a new Pearl boom stand
MY KIT: 5 Piece Westbury, Remo Ambassador Heads and Remo Muff'l Rings on all drums, Sabian AA 20" Metal-X Ride, Zildjian ZXT 16" Rock Crash, Pearl 14" Hats, Pearl 18" Crash Ride, Wuhan 12" China
Band Website:
The Torpedo Identity
http://www.myspace.com/thetorpedoidentity
http://www.purevolume.com/blacksunn
LICE?!! Whyeyeouta...Originally Posted by amputechture
Ok, you asked for it...
Granted (poof!) You've got your stand. However, it's Pearls new Hello Kitty model and it's permanently attached to your kit.
I wish Pinkfloyd would tour the states with his new band, hire me, and give me lots of money with virtually no responsibilities.
Last edited by Roaddebris; 10-16-2006 at 06:07 PM.
Granted, but it turns out your the guy in the band that all the fans hate , knowing this your doomed to a life of low self confidance, so you have 2 options: quit and never show your face in the music biz again or kill yourself ( i hear some famouse artists got popular after suicide)
I wish i ruled the world
Eskimos
Granted, but it's at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, rusted solid in the complete folded up position.Originally Posted by amputechture
Regal Tip Quantum 3000 nylon tip - my weapons of mass destruction
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
(sets people up with funny ones)
I wish I had a girlfriend
LucidDrummer212, Taking over the drumchat forums 1 post at a time...
myspace.com/rdsspike345
Granted....to bad she will always play drums better than you no matter what you do ..hehe
i wish that i could have two more wishes...
oh and no offense to any girl drummers ...i dont have the testicular fortitude to insult you ladies since you could prolly kick my a**
Last edited by Chiko; 10-16-2006 at 07:57 PM.
PRACTICE SAFE BANGING!!! play drums! My Pearl Session Kit
Granted, but you have to pick two from the following:Originally Posted by Chiko
1) You serve your entire enlistment on mess duty
2) You have to wear the female version of your branch's uniform
3) Sergeant Carter (from Gomer Pile) is your perminate roommate
4) You have to eat MRE's at every meal for the rest of your life
I wish I had a new exhaust for my Harley (be gentle)
Last edited by Roaddebris; 10-16-2006 at 09:56 PM.
Blammo!
Unfortunately, the new exhaust system makes your Hog so sl-o-o-o-o-o-w that Granny, creepy-crawling along in her 1952 Nash Rambler, beats you at the stoplight grand prix...
I wish I could sit in on a live gig with Jimmy Buffett...
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854
"There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi
"Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck
Wheew! For a second there I thought i was going to have Hello Kitty pipes.
Hey, roaddebris, being shut down by a granny in a '52 Nash Rambler is punishment enough, man...
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854
"There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi
"Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck
Granted POOF! but you find yourself on stage not with your beloved bongo's, but with a kazoo, and you have to do a 90 bar solo.Originally Posted by bongobro
I wish I had a full stack Messa Boogie Double Rectifier
Granted! too bad it dosent work
i wish i had a hello kitty jr drumset (wouldnt you guys like to know why?!)
and what exactly is a messa boogie double rectifier?!
PRACTICE SAFE BANGING!!! play drums! My Pearl Session Kit
granted...but the cheep plastic breaks after a day...
I wish I could find decent people to play music with
Granted...to bad you have to walk to their house with your set.
i wish i had a life...
PRACTICE SAFE BANGING!!! play drums! My Pearl Session Kit
i see you.....lol i was trying to creep some one out with this post...
PRACTICE SAFE BANGING!!! play drums! My Pearl Session Kit
granted... but its the same as it is now.
whahahaha
I wish I was in an awesome band...
-Leslie (aka Lezzle..)
If in any way I show signs of stupidity or lack of intellegence, this is why:
Blond + Drummer =
granted....turns out it was with pinkfloyd though....:(
I wish I had more time to write the orchestral music that i'm working on
Granted ...your first gig everyone in you band is shot except you and the cops are trying to pin the murders on you
crap utopia beat me too it
granted to bad you have writers block...
i wish i had a black tombstone in my bedroom
PRACTICE SAFE BANGING!!! play drums! My Pearl Session Kit
was that meant for Lezzle or me?
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